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Via Wittyfish

Name all the original 151 Pokemon quiz

mentalkallan:

buyavowel:

pettyartist:

graphingmercury:

rinhipstersparkles:

vriskashka:

highb100d:

outerspacecake:

I got 70 out of 151…. ugh timed quizzes make my mind go blank every time. :l

104/151 what what

68

dammit.

150. I couldn’t spell… Venasuar… Venesuar… Venusuar?

Fuck it 

147. Somehow forgot the Krabby and Cubone lines. Well, still did better than I thought…

I kept spelling Nintales wrong.  I thought it was “ninetails”

Oops.

95. I FORGOT MY FAVORITE POKEMON (Psyduck) :((((

I feel like a failure.

146. I missed tauros, seadra, kingdra, krabby, and kingler.

fdfdsfs

110 WHAT HAPPENED TO ME? Some of that spelling is just weird, but I typed in “Primerape” 5 times and gave up.

(Source: thebatwearingdan)

Via .take a deep breath.

I’m alive I swear


Oh Grandpa.

  • Grandpa: I'm sick of everyone tearing up the fossils to make gasoline. All the gas is in warm climates because dinosaurs liked warm weather, like the cold-blooded carnivorous Tryclops.
  • Me: You mean Triceratops? They're herbivores. And were probably warm-blooded, based on the size that their hearts had to be.
  • Grandpa: So you mean dinosaurs like the T-rex had hearts?
  • Me: ...
  • Grandpa: Well if he had a heart, how could he be so mean and eat the other dinosaurs?

Tekken 6 is confusing

  • Me: "Kill the old man!"
  • Bro: "I AM the old man."

Every Great Trip…

Starts with staying up all night and not packing until you wake up? That’s the plan.

I need to wake up in 5 hours, but a million season finales and a case of the night crazies has derailed the train to sanity. My room is still trashed from moving out of the dorms and all of my necessities are in indeterminate places (found toothbrush charger inside tennis shoe, I’m guessing to keep it from breaking?), and despite being, for the most part, unemployed and free from any sort of major responsibilities, I have managed to do nothing but watch Arrested Development and run. Today I resorted to wearing my brother’s clothes, since laundry was too arduous a task.

Anyway, packing for a trip to Rifle, CO. YES.




After 5 cans of root beer, 4 cups of super-caffeine tea, 1.5 hours of sleep, 2 days of studying, and looking forward to the same thing tonight…


The only difference between the Republican and Democratic parties is the velocities with which their knees hit the floor when corporations knock on their door.

– Ralph Nader

I cannot wait for the day that I no longer have to live with women. The ability to relate to my own gender is just one of those things that, tragically, never developed in the “basic social skills” area of my brain. I mean, it’s not that I don’t mentally relate well to females in general, but I can’t do the whole bitchy subversive gossipy sneaky part. I’M A WOMAN I JUST HANDLE SITUATIONS IN A MANLY WAY. BUT I’M FEMALE. PROMISE.

Oh well. At least guys think farts are funny (everyone should, they’re nature’s way of trolling). :|


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